Did it ever occur to anyone that I am the best?
One above all, me above the rest?
I'm sure if you think about it you will come to see
That i always come first, you right after me!
I promise to forget your name and always ask "Who"?
Remember you don't have a name when you're number two.
No heart no feelings not even a soul
Your life is simple, boring, and quite dull.
I'm to good to be caught up with all that
Compared to me you are a sewer rat.
So before you bore me with all your tears
Come gather round and give me three cheers.
Don't sit there and call me a spoiled brat
I'm better than you you sewer rat.
Better yet, you stupid wrinkly old troll
Do what is best and crawl back in your hole!
Because after this is completely through
I'm still number One, and you're still number Two
So with my victory medal around my chest
Did it ever occur to anyone that I am the best?
