Do Men use Shampoo?

I can tell you that they use neither soap nor shampoo. (Well shampoo is used on the spots where they have hair occasionally) they might put sun screen on their heads if they are going outside. You put oil on your head to make it shinny if you Bick it. Only pretty boys comb their hair, or take time to do it. I don’t care if your emo, punk, grunge, or jock, ECT... if you take more time than it takes to dry your hair you’re a pretty boy. The people who do their hair to make it look messy are the biggest wimps in the world, and they need to be punched. It is a disgrace to lumberjacks everywhere when guys do this. We are not the pretty ones, unlike the peacocks; we are not to be huge self groomers. Though there are some basic things you need to do. Wash your cloths, brush your teeth, and even shave occasionally, did I mention change you undies at least once a week? Well you have to. Do you think the men that practiced chivalry were well groomed? Freak no, they were sweaty stinky killers. They smelled like horses, and had mud and blood stains all over their cloths. The last thing in the world that was in their mind was “I hope that my hair looks good." they were to busy killing dragons, monster and other men women and children, trying to impress their lady friends so that they could get some. Chivalry was all a trick to get women to sleep with men. it wasn’t until the gay man was introduced that men started to become sissy’s and want to be clean, and not make love to women, but dress like them and clean ourselves like them. -Shampoo? Obviously, named by a down trodden man. One who was forced to use the vile, bile substance. It is a mix of two words. Sham- meaning it’s a trick, and poo- meaning that is what it is worth and what it cleans.I hate shampoo.

Life is sick, but i love it!

I just got a new computer at work, it is awesome. Gone are the days of me trying to do great amounts of work on a lap top, and new are the ones with my desk top dell. it is awesome. the speed of the operations on this thing is awesome, the video card works great. there's just one problem...... i have no speakers. what the crap kind of new computer does not come with speakers? so here i sit, in the dark and silence of my enormous office. i hear all the things i don't want to. people saying hello to me, the phones ringing, people sneaking up on me to try and scare me, or see if i really am working, and worst of all.....the soap operas that are on the T.V. in the secretary's office. there are few things that i hate more than a worst case scenario gone even worse, over and over, and over. i have one way to solve all these soap opera problems. they need to introduce an awesome character who is tuff, strong and hairy. ( if your having trouble picturing this, think of me) he comes in and kicks the crap out off all those sissy's and complainers. That would be a soap i watch, the actors and actresses always looking over their shoulders in fear of destruction because their story line sucks.
please excuse me while i day dream.