What it is yo

There once was a man from a town old and gray, he stood eight foot tall but was more like thirty on a good day. His name was Booger Schmeblepop, at least thats what i'm told. he moved out of his house when he was twelve days old. His mother was sad but that is nothing new, she had always been crying since she was day two. Boogers dad was a monster and lived in the dark, he scared many children and always left his mark. So it was no wonder that booger was sad, his mom always crying and a monster for a dad.
So when Booger left it was a sight to see, he took his whole room and the neigbors tree. His stride was so long he traveled blocks at a time, the only time he stoped was to pick up a new dime. Then he met a silly new person a girl he called friend, he met her while he jumped a river bend. She smiled and said ello big guy, i was wondering if you could help me to fly?
He bent down and picked her up with his giant hand, caucked his arm back and tossed her to a new land. It took him a day or so to get to where she was, then they sat in the sun and drand down some Fuzz.
But that night his dad came to get Booger back, his tool of capture a huge burlap sack. His mother cried but that was nothing new, she even cried when she was at the petting zoo.
Then all at once Booger saw his dad, a fire in his eyes that showed he was mad. So there the three stood quiet and still, Friend was hiding behind Boogers heel.
So Booger agreed and went back to town, he left friend and had a big frown. I only say it was big cause his head was so huge, I don't want to be mean but it really was huge.
So the moral of the story is be nice to candy, cause if you are she will make your life dandy.

The End